Either as protags of their own games, or like, what other videogame would suit them

I know I'm going to regret even answering this, but what comes to mind immediately is Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time (1994).

"Waste of Time" is what I think of myself when I... wast so much time being obsessed and angry over susan stuff.

I really wish the moderators would add that "confused" button!!! Is there a suggestion box around this site?

I've often thought there should be more reaction buttons on forums like this one. "Confused" is a good place to begin. Here are some other suggestions.

Inspiring
Not inspiring
Hugs offered
That's not how things work
Why? Just why?
Okay,"Karen"
I want to sit in a dark room and cry now
My sister was bit by a moose once
You should ask this at NRaas
You should ask this at MATY (ha!)
Derpy McWTF?

And this is why @igazor is my hero.

Being an old time MATY frequenter, I always thought that we should have a button for the standard MATY response, too:

I have wished for such a button several times just recently.

And this is now just really another thread about Susan.

I’ll make one that isn’t. (For each premade household)

No, the evidence above suggests it's a cleverly disguised commercial for red plastic cups. They're all the rage at parties, apparently.

So does that mean if you had a party, it would be all red coffee cups?

Are you sure people drink coffee in these cups?

They drink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJklA3dBn2c&t=4s

That is something IMO we really do not need at this point as this game has been out for decades now.

I actually find it all kinda entertaining. But then again, my son is asleep and mother's little helper is kicking in, so there's that.