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Lab Assistant
Original Poster
#1 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 10:31 AM Last edited by pck : 14th Jun 2009 at 10:45 AM.
If I were a... Game
Ok. This is the "If I were a... game". It is fairly simple.
Person A says "If I were a something", Person B would respond by saying something, then asking that question again. For example:

Quote: Originally posted by Person A
If I were a pig...

Quote: Originally posted by Person B
You would suffer from swine flu.

If I had $100...

Quote: Originally posted by Person C
You would spend it on hookers.

If I had unlimited supply of Ferrero Rocher...

et cetera.

Get it? Ok, please play!

If I were a girl...

Identity Crisis - "Reveal your real identity, Mr. Icognita."
♦Call me Mark, or Mr Invincible Volleyball Player :P♦
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Theorist
#2 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 10:50 AM
You'd be ugly.

If I were a sim...
Banned
#3 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 10:52 AM
Quote: Originally posted by ZimZ
You'd be ugly.

If I were a sim...


You'd be either an atrociously evil warlock or a plantsim.

If I were a plantsim...
Alchemist
#4 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 10:52 AM
You'll be my sim and I'll kill you.

If I were a skunk?

See i have no choice but be isolated
Threatened
Forced to extract the heart
Pushed aside
Made segregated
Struggling
Left alone
Apart...
Lab Assistant
Original Poster
#5 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 10:58 AM
u'll fart all day long.

If i had breasts

Identity Crisis - "Reveal your real identity, Mr. Icognita."
♦Call me Mark, or Mr Invincible Volleyball Player :P♦
Banned
#6 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 10:58 AM
Quote: Originally posted by pck
u'll fart all day long.

If i had breasts


You'd jiggle them up and down all day long!

If I were my avatar.
Lab Assistant
Original Poster
#7 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 11:00 AM
You will be a hobo

If i had a velopcious butt...

Identity Crisis - "Reveal your real identity, Mr. Icognita."
♦Call me Mark, or Mr Invincible Volleyball Player :P♦
Alchemist
#8 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 11:00 AM
You'll be shiny!

If I were a boy?

See i have no choice but be isolated
Threatened
Forced to extract the heart
Pushed aside
Made segregated
Struggling
Left alone
Apart...
Banned
#9 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 11:03 AM
I would be gay for you

If I were straight.
Lab Assistant
Original Poster
#10 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 11:04 AM
You would be chased by your ex girlfriends

If I had supernatural powers...

Identity Crisis - "Reveal your real identity, Mr. Icognita."
♦Call me Mark, or Mr Invincible Volleyball Player :P♦
Alchemist
#11 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 11:04 AM
I'll be your girlfriend!

If I lived in Africa...

See i have no choice but be isolated
Threatened
Forced to extract the heart
Pushed aside
Made segregated
Struggling
Left alone
Apart...
Theorist
#12 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 11:05 AM
You would be a person who lives in africa

If I had a vagi-erm... XD
Lab Assistant
Original Poster
#13 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 11:05 AM
It will bleed monthly :p
Dark Princess: I'm flattered :D
If I had unlimited supply of Ferrero Rocher

Identity Crisis - "Reveal your real identity, Mr. Icognita."
♦Call me Mark, or Mr Invincible Volleyball Player :P♦
Banned
#14 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 11:06 AM
Quote: Originally posted by Death Princess
I'll be your girlfriend!

If I lived in Africa...


You would visit the pyramids everyday

If I were a wizard.
Theorist
#15 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 11:06 AM
You'd eat babies

If I had a big gun...
Lab Assistant
Original Poster
#16 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 11:07 AM
You would be a son of a gun

If i had unlimited supply of Ferrero Rocher

Identity Crisis - "Reveal your real identity, Mr. Icognita."
♦Call me Mark, or Mr Invincible Volleyball Player :P♦
Banned
#17 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 11:08 AM
Quote: Originally posted by pck
It would explode

If i had unlimited supply of Ferrero Rocher


You'd get fat.

If I were Cher.
Lab Assistant
Original Poster
#18 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 11:09 AM
You would have a pus*y

If i had a brain

Identity Crisis - "Reveal your real identity, Mr. Icognita."
♦Call me Mark, or Mr Invincible Volleyball Player :P♦
Banned
#19 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 11:11 AM
You'd be the scarecrow after he got his brain.

If I moved to New York City.
Alchemist
#20 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 11:38 AM
You'll be Somewheres man in New York.

If I could make purple text...

See i have no choice but be isolated
Threatened
Forced to extract the heart
Pushed aside
Made segregated
Struggling
Left alone
Apart...
Field Researcher
#21 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 11:40 AM
that will make the text more colourful.

If I am a zombie...
Theorist
#22 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 11:41 AM
You would scream in delight

If I could do quadruple flip... (I can only do a tripple atm)
Alchemist
#23 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 11:43 AM
You'll become flying pig.

If I were a flying pig...

See i have no choice but be isolated
Threatened
Forced to extract the heart
Pushed aside
Made segregated
Struggling
Left alone
Apart...
I aim to misbehave
retired moderator
#24 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 11:51 AM
I would steal you your secret and then kill you :P

If I were a knife...

Check out my tutorials: For TS4: Eyelashes and for TS2: Eyes and Eyes 2
-My Insta-

Please, call me Nina (:
Alchemist
#25 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 11:52 AM
Lew will be chicken!

If I move to Spain...

See i have no choice but be isolated
Threatened
Forced to extract the heart
Pushed aside
Made segregated
Struggling
Left alone
Apart...
 
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